Sorting the men from the (Apple fan) boys
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010So today finally saw the launch of Apple’s take on the tablet PC, the rather dubiously named iPad. It’s essentially a giant iPhone with a 9.7-inch glass touch-screen, aluminium back, and thickness of just half an inch. Internally you get a new Apple A4 processor, optional 3G connectivity, and Wi-FI while HD video playback will be doable, and it’ll have 10 hours battery life. Apple has even hooked up with several publishers so, as well as the usual music and movies, you’ll be able to download ebooks over-the-air wherever you are.
All of which sounds quite nice but, if you’re anything like me and my colleagues at TrustedReviews, you’ll realise that this product doesn’t really have a place in most of our lives beyond being a luxury gadget. Not even accounting for basic problems like the fact that it lacks Flash support in its web browser and it can’t do multitasking, it’s not pocketable so you’ll still probably want a smartphone that can already do a large number of the things this can. Neither does it come close to replacing a laptop due to countless things. Without seeing it in the flesh we can’t say for sure but, we suspect we’ll still prefer to read ebooks using devices with e-ink displays as well.
All in all, it’s not for us.
However. I’m loving its arrival for three reasons.
1. With countless companies having tried and failed in the past to make something of tablet PCs, there was always a thought in the back of peoples minds that, ‘maybe Apple could finally crack it’. The iPad finally proves that the tablet PC is not for the general public and that Apple can’t polish a turd. Fooling people into thinking it was lamb when it was clearly mutton, maybe, but miracles, no.
2. It will finally sort the men from the Apple fanboys. With Apple having made some genuinely great products recently, the line between long time Apple lovers and those that just recognise something good has become blurred. Now, with a device that is so clearly unsuited to serve any particular purpose other than being something ‘cool’ to have, the lines can once again be marked out. If you buy this you’re a fanboy or someone with cash to splash, if you don’t you’re sensible or skint.
3. Along the same lines as 2, when we eventually get an iPad in for review and find it lacking, the readers of TR will finally get off our backs about us all being Apple fanboys!


